Curse of the Golden Flower
WARNING : SPOILERS OF CotGF. DO NOT READ IF HUGE FAN OF IT.
hahas. so i promised to update on my feedback of Curse of the Golden Flower starring Jay Chou, Chow Yun Fatt and Gong Li. omffg that show ! it's okay laa... i mean the storyline sucks. other than that, it was a pretty darn good movie.
i mean seriously lah. mother having an affair with her Step-son? all 3 sons have own army? c'mon la. damn twisted this show. so fine, it starts off with Empress having her daily medicine which she has been taking for the past 10 years. anyway, she visits oldest bro to confront him about his 'affair'. ahaha. look who's talking.
jay chou comes home to the palace. oldest bro and youngest bro doesn't look too happy. mum feels happy. she embroiders chrysanthemums. weirdo. hahahahs
so, some unimportants stuffs happened. then they had to prepare for a festival. something to do with golden flowers aka chrysanthemums. Empress finds out by hiring a ninja to spy on her husband that Emperor has put in a new ingredient in her meds.
story goes on, turns out that the ninja spy is actually 1st son's real mother aka 1st son's girlfriend's mother aka doctor-who-makes-Empress's-medicine wife. so yeah. he's been sleeping with his stepsis who's father was hired by Emperor to poison his lover mother. get it? if you don't, i prolly have really bad english or u're just plain dumb.
soon after, 1st son finds out everything, rushes back from gf's place to palace, commits suicide in front of Empress and survives. meanwhile, gf chases him back, her whole house gets attacked by Emperor's hired ninja's. her dad gets kills, her mum aka Emperor's old lover survives and goes after daughter to save her.
gf arrives at palace. emperor tells her the real story. she screams, run out, mum follows, and both of them gets killed by ninjas. later, oldest bro in paralysed situation gets killed by 3rd bro who hates his mum and 1st bro for having sex with each other. outside palace, jay chou aka 2nd son and his HUGE army attacks palace, protected by Emperor's ninja AND army. he is doing this because his mum wants to kill his dad for poisoning her. he loves his mum more than his duty towards his father, therefore, kills people.
in the palace pulak, Emperor goes crazy calls for ninja to kill 3rd son's army. after everyone dies, emperor whips out his belt and whacked his 3rd son till he was flat. seriously, he was flat o.o
so, in the end, the blood-stained chrysanthemums laid out for the festival were replaced with new ones, the festival was celebrated but only with Empress who is gonna die soon because of new poison ingredient, Emperor, and 2nd son. 2nd son commits suicide. end of story.
in conclusion, if u didn't understand a WORD of the above sypnosis, i don't blame you. but if you do, i congratulate you. you WILL get a A++ for English. thank you.
11.43PM
WARNING : SPOILERS OF CotGF. DO NOT READ IF HUGE FAN OF IT.
hahas. so i promised to update on my feedback of Curse of the Golden Flower starring Jay Chou, Chow Yun Fatt and Gong Li. omffg that show ! it's okay laa... i mean the storyline sucks. other than that, it was a pretty darn good movie.
i mean seriously lah. mother having an affair with her Step-son? all 3 sons have own army? c'mon la. damn twisted this show. so fine, it starts off with Empress having her daily medicine which she has been taking for the past 10 years. anyway, she visits oldest bro to confront him about his 'affair'. ahaha. look who's talking.
jay chou comes home to the palace. oldest bro and youngest bro doesn't look too happy. mum feels happy. she embroiders chrysanthemums. weirdo. hahahahs
so, some unimportants stuffs happened. then they had to prepare for a festival. something to do with golden flowers aka chrysanthemums. Empress finds out by hiring a ninja to spy on her husband that Emperor has put in a new ingredient in her meds.
story goes on, turns out that the ninja spy is actually 1st son's real mother aka 1st son's girlfriend's mother aka doctor-who-makes-Empress's-medicine wife. so yeah. he's been sleeping with his stepsis who's father was hired by Emperor to poison his lover mother. get it? if you don't, i prolly have really bad english or u're just plain dumb.
soon after, 1st son finds out everything, rushes back from gf's place to palace, commits suicide in front of Empress and survives. meanwhile, gf chases him back, her whole house gets attacked by Emperor's hired ninja's. her dad gets kills, her mum aka Emperor's old lover survives and goes after daughter to save her.
gf arrives at palace. emperor tells her the real story. she screams, run out, mum follows, and both of them gets killed by ninjas. later, oldest bro in paralysed situation gets killed by 3rd bro who hates his mum and 1st bro for having sex with each other. outside palace, jay chou aka 2nd son and his HUGE army attacks palace, protected by Emperor's ninja AND army. he is doing this because his mum wants to kill his dad for poisoning her. he loves his mum more than his duty towards his father, therefore, kills people.
in the palace pulak, Emperor goes crazy calls for ninja to kill 3rd son's army. after everyone dies, emperor whips out his belt and whacked his 3rd son till he was flat. seriously, he was flat o.o
so, in the end, the blood-stained chrysanthemums laid out for the festival were replaced with new ones, the festival was celebrated but only with Empress who is gonna die soon because of new poison ingredient, Emperor, and 2nd son. 2nd son commits suicide. end of story.
in conclusion, if u didn't understand a WORD of the above sypnosis, i don't blame you. but if you do, i congratulate you. you WILL get a A++ for English. thank you.
11.43PM
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