changisms.

weird survey

Name?>> denise
Age?>> 14 going on 15
What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet? >> hobo?
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?>> hmm. depends.
What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in ur yard?>> make his nose red-er.
do you like eggs?>> depends.
how do you like ur eggs?>> scrambled.
wud u like to put pepper on ur eggs?>> yeah
why?>> cos i like it that way.
that's nice....anyways...do you like cheese?>> depends
what if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?>> a monkey butt? haha. keep it.
would that disturb you?>> yeah it would. but i'll still keep it.
y?>> because its a monkey butt.
so when are you going to visit your fairy god mother?>> when she comes to me first and gimme her address.
are you sure?>> yeah im pretty sure.
so do you like potatoes?>> yes i do.
what kinda potaoes?>> mashed
maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise?>> no. i wouldn't.
anyways...so what would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos? >> baaaaaad penguin!
would you kick it?>> no, of course not.
you better not have said yes....
do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!! ?>> awesome? not so.
and so are monkeys right?>> err.... monkeys. haha.
anyways...so how would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson?>> feel raged?
y would you feel that way?>> because i was molested. by MICHAEL JACKSON WHO HAS NO PROPER NOSE.
are you sure?>> yes, im pretty sure.
positive?>> positive.
ok then....what do you do when the aliens come to suck out your brain?>> wear a helmet
nice answer....
so what do you think of britany spears?>> britany murphy or britney spears?
do you like to dance in the rain with a bikini on?>> i haven't tried it. have you?
i bet you do...
do you also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses?>> COW FETUSES?
are you sure?>> im DAMN sure.
so what would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your ass?>> depends if the stranger was hot or not. ahahhahaha!
would this upset you?>> like i said, depends.
y?>> >read the above<
i see...
so how do you feel about chicken?>> alive or dead and cooked ones?
what would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night?>> keep him.
YOU WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!???>> i wouldn't. * innocent look *
.....don't lie>> im not lying.


haha....