Friday the 13th.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents
helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She
was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me,
very much indeed, and that one thing
was her younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts and low cut
blouses. She would regularly bend down
when near me and I got many a pleasant
view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she
was near anyone else.

One day my finance's little sister
called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and
she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't
really want to overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was
in total shock and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock
as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled
down her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a
moment, then turned and went straight
to the front door. I opened the door
and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car. My future
father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.



LOL! so he WAS gonna screw her huh. anyway, Victor made me realise, today is Friday the 13th. ooh. *tranforms to werewolf?* naaah.

lifestyle of an avid blogger = me

school was boring. some stupid ceramah. didn't even listen at all. some fat indian guy sharing saliva with the school.

oh.. and daddy fixed my phone, finally.

and i went for a new tuition today, Sejarah. damn, i realised i didn't know a lot of things. evidently, my history sucks x)
oh. and the students from there are from Nik's new school. our scandal spread that far?

how is it.. that one guy, can make a whole group of friends fall so hard for him one moment, then hate him so much the next? what is it about him, that is so special? even now, when they claim to hate him so, they still obsess about him secretly in their hearts. he ain't that hot. how can a guy have so much overpowering attraction and hate material at the same time?






Aizat, screw you, i tell you. u made life for us so confusing.