Wednesday, May 22, 2013

18. kill them with craftiness

Hey hi hello,

I'm too lazy to begin with the usual formalities because all I do these days is write (or at least attempt to) for work. But I felt the nagging urge to update this space, so here I am, free-writing because every word I have been spewing everyday has been carefully crafted to impress god knows who (do we even have readers?). 

Am at the office as usual, and the amount of event listings I have to write is up to my neck level. I swear, listings are the most boring, uninspired pieces of writing that no one in the world even reads but the writers themselves. We just closed next month's issue too, and it's out to design and later, print. So the whole office is in passive mode, no urgency or haste and everyone is just lost in their own world of music and pornFacebook.

Okay, this is getting boring. Who the fuck cares about work. Here's twenty things on my mind now.

  1. UMF tickets are USD500 hahaha ha who wants to buy a liver?
  2. Been going back to my Sepang home more frequently- three cheers to bad, bad internet.
  3. Also been watching Spartacus as recommended by forever guy (yep, that's his new name). Raise your hands if you love blood, sex and violence!
  4. I know I say this really often, but I'm so fucking broke like why 
  5. Spotify is love. But it's so frustrating to see that they don't even have artists like Ed Sheeran or Muse.
  6. CSU Fullerton accepted me! But we all know SDSU is my one true love.
  7. Oh I got a new laptop guise. Mama bought for me teehee
  8. I've got bumfuck loads of things to get done before I can actually say I'm going to the US. My visa, deposits, housing, plane tickets yada yada but guess what I'm just swimming in a deep pool of procrastination.
  9. I love Daena Marissa (yes I know you're reading, ew go away please.)
  10. I'm also a cat
  11. This is harder than I expected.
  12. Air conditioning can be the cause of many relationship and communication breakdowns (true story)
  13. They say give and take. But what happens when you're always, always on the giving end?
  14. Yes I tweeted that before. Five stars for originality!
  15. <This sentence has been deleted because it contains a secret>
  16. I think I might have found a weekend job at a coffee/tobacco house. Yeah they put coffee in their tobacco and vice versa.
  17. I want to pick up a new hobby that will help me keep fit or healthy, like pole dancing or rock climbing. I also want a new tattoo, a new car, three Golden Retrievers and two Huskies and my own island so what is life
  18. Oh my God I only need two more thoughts.
  19. Forever guy (are you keeping up) is still sleeping and it's already 12pm where he is, why am I dating a bum
  20. Thanks for reading this far guys, I barely survived myself.

Till the next post.

Au revoir suckaaaas!

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